in my french class we were learning about the daily routine and in french “bonne heure” means early. so the teacher said “bonne heure in the morning” and one guy got up and said ”yes i have boners in the morning all the time,” he got detention for a week.
“If I owned a coffee shop in Disneyland, I’d name it Mochahontas.”
-my cousin
RIP Koh Masaki.
6,20,1983 - 5,18,2013Yes, he was a king within the sex industry, and where many would regard that as being worthy of little respect, the fact is he did so much to help normalize the world of homosexual sex. His movies were not gratuitous or exploitative video vehicles but examples of enervating and powerful man sex; and all the more remarkable for coming from the land of Japan.
He not only enabled Japanese gays to be free in their skins. He also helped open the world of Japanese society and give a nod to the fact that, for all their conservatism, Japanese men have the very same passion and urges that can be found anywhere. That’s a gift that cannot be dismissed or demeaned and the bottom line has to be that in his all too short life, Koh left us having made a difference.
His years were short but well used and future generations of Japanese gays will enjoy lives more secure and tolerant on his account.
Earlier this year, Masaki and his partner appeared in an episode of the LGBT- themed documentary series called, “We Are Out”, in which they discussed their open relationship. Watch it below.
I write sins not five page research papers
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
(Source: acoolshark)
CALM THE FUCK DOWN ASH
NO, HIS HAT IS BACKWARDS.
YOU KNOW THAT MEANS THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS.
(Source: i-am-entei)
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
discovering someone who, based on their art and general attitude, you thought was in their mid 20s is actually 17
17 more like 14
I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail
but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person
(Source: rexuality)









