what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg
I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution
woopsie..
I do believe that this is the single greatest John Barrowman related post that exists in all of the tumblr-verse
casually brings this back
what if pop artists started naming their works like classical music omg
“Minaj: Symphonic Poem in D-flat Major, Op. 32 - I. Allegro: “Stupid Hoe”“
my friend just texted me “figured out how to wear my coat as a skirt and leggings!” with this picture o h my god
she calls it a skoat im cr ying
when you see a shoe in the middle of the road and you wonder what is its story
barbie.com is like one of the only websites my school hasnt blocked and its really hilarious because everyone goes on and does barbies makeup when theyre bored and at least twice a day someone forgets to turn off their volume so you hear the music for like a second and the teacher is just so uncomfortable and confused and i love it
(Source: hamentashen)
