I’m not gonna lie, if I was a celebrity I would totally have a blog about myself.
I’d just pretend I was a random fan and I’d talk to other fans about how perfect I was.
And I’d probably make edits of my face and put my own inspirational quotes at the bottom.
AND NO ONE WOULD EVER KNOW IT WAS ME.
i don’t need to rearrange the alphabet because n and o are already together
I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.
I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave.
- porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
- fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
- porn site:
- fifteen year old:
- cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
- fifteen year old: *starts crying*
- cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
He was number 1.
there’s a special place in hell for the person who says ‘present’ when everyone else says ‘here’
^ there’s a special place in hell for you, too
- In class: 1+1=2
- Exercises: 1+2+1=4
- Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
- asshole69: what a whore go kill urself slut
- thisismyname: i love this so much
- ohitsamoron: their r more likes than views! utube get ure shit 2gether !!
- whatanass: *in response to asshole69* learn to spell, idiat
- asshole69: *in response to whatanass* your the idiot
- lookatthismoron: 301 VIEWS AND 125000 LIKES WHAT
- attentionwhore: thumbs up if your the 301st viewer !!!
- grammarslut248: *in response to whatanass* YOU'RE
- 12yearold: 301 VIEWS AND 125000 LIKES ITS THE APPOCYLIPS
- fuckingidiot25: ILLUMMINNATTI !!!!11!!
- thiscuntrighthere: lady gaga sucks and HE has a dick lololol
- fuckoff: COME 2 BRAZIL WE LOVE U
- dumbasscuntfucker83: they're more likes than views HOW
- me: I'm going to motherfucking kill myself.
- Teacher: we're gonna get in groups an-
- Me: no I hate people
my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown