Lolwut.

queenofslash:

so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died 

balalaikaboss:

1. Hors D’oeuvres
2. Sushi
3. Quiche Lorraine
4. Casserole
5. Pasta
6. Seven-layer dip
7. Chinese takeout
8. Pizza
9. Nachos
10. Meatloaf
11. Beanie Weenies
12. Corn Dog
13. Hot Pocket

.‿. DO

•‿• NOT

〇‿〇 TOUCH ME

2treehill:

WHEN U DO A THING AND UR LIKE WHY DID I DO THE THING

veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

penpeniel:

barack-motherfucking-obama:

deidaras-glittery-dildos:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

Really guys? Let’s see about that.

MOTHER OF GOD

Well I guess I might as well try it out too

not that it’s gonna

hOLY SHIT

what have I done

yo hold up lemme give this a shot

HOLY SHI T

DEAR LORD THIS IS AMAZING

lonelywhiteasian:

i love donuts. they’re not self-centered at all.

rodneykong:

u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right

seragakisexual:

things that are harder than they should be

• telling your friends how much you like them
• telling your crushes how much you like them
• evening out your eyeliner

tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

blank

aparticularlygoodfinder:

nippled:

yeah you guys follow me on this site but will you follow me into battle?

#calm down enjolras

internetexplorers:

mom i’m breaking up with you you’re too clingy

centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

Being the friend with overprotective parents

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” 

and then “what if his last name was award”

and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”

emmy, tony, and oscar award

oh my god

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

r0sieelisabeth:

r0sieelisabeth:

Are girls getting more beautiful or am I getting more gay?

i’m getting more gay