February 2012
That awkward moment when you blink and the whole...
pleasedontleadmeon:
and It’s time for school!
Spelling counts...
gigglingbean:
Well… alright…
Every Time I Go Out In Public
When someone tries to take a picture of me
epic-humor:
Anonymous asked: What kinds of stuff are showing up your dashboard?
Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin' with no makeup on.
Drake: That's when you're the prettiest.
One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful.
Big Time Rush: I don't know why you always get so insecure.
Taylor Swift: You're beautiful, every little piece, love.
Jonas Brothers: You're beautiful, but you don't even try.
Kids at school: What is that omg go back to the zoo
I hate when water splashes on my ass when i poop
heyfunniest:
THE STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE WAS A TRAP!!!
Oh God, I feel sick, great. So internet is slow and I have a tummy ache.
Maybe it’s because I already ate a lot then I decided to eat some cake.
BAH. FOOD IS FOOD , NEVER REGRET FOOD!!!!
Gawd, internet connection is so slow tonight.
Oh well, gonna eat some strawberry cheesecake . Bye bye again.
tastef0rdisaster asked: your blog is perfect. it has funny pictures and food. what more could my sunday night possibly ask for
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
do you ever reblog something and say to yourself “i know who’s going to reblog this” and then they reblog it
Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't believe in him.
Deist: I dunno man there's some shit up there what more do you want sit down eat a sandwich
barrowmans:
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
thekorean716 asked: Thanks for your follow! :D
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
