dick harder than flappy bird
a Japanese White-eye on the train :D
yes i am late for the bird meeting
ME WHILE COMMUTE
this happens to me every single time i am sick to death of seeing the same thing
why are you reblogging this oh god please don’t
Because you’re right
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
more celebrities should just be like rihanna in regards to hate
Step 1: Comment on a woman’s attractiveness on every single occasion in every single venue no matter how irrelevant it is. Build up a dating culture entirely dependent on a female’s beauty. Teach children that only attractive women will ever get anywhere in life, will ever be praised, will ever find love and have a family, will ever have a chance at happiness, are worth knowing, are worth being.
Step 2: Mock women for caring about how they look. Call them shallow.
DAN’S FACE OH MY GOSH
Same thing, isn’t it?
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder